you sam - 2 of your links in your last post are dead.... btw, the part about the moat still cracks me up...

Sam
I am REALLY trying to find Jake. If I have to, I will call his mother, but I figured you would know. Jake knows me, just ask him! I did check Jakejack, but it wasn't very helpful. Don't worry, it's not an emergency or anything, it's just about a female.
Keith

this about page is very uninformational. Like, what was the last book you really liked? What kinds of movies are you into? Are you pro-midget?

Yeah dude like totally, your on slashdot totally awesome dude

Sam...I want to learn more about you....besides the fact that you are WAY too smart...so your about you ...needs more abouts...