Conspiracy Theory Of The Day
Has anyone else noticed the stores at your local supermarket looking a little bare lately?
I've noticed it for the last couple months - the stores around here frequently have entire shelves sitting empty. There was some talk of a food shortage a few months back, but you don't hear too much about it now.
If we *were* heading for a food shortage - what would be the best way to handle it? How about a massive coverup to keep people from panicking! That's right folks, we're running low on food and the government doesn't want to cause a bigger problem by having you horde it.
So quietly proceed to your local supermarket and buy up their entire stock of Dorito's. Don't worry, you'll be snacking pretty while everyone around you starves.
Anyone else notice this?
[...] Hayley wrote an
[...] Hayley wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt [...]
The other thing to notice
The other thing to notice when checking a store for inventory, is when they make the aisles wider - this has occurred at many a big box retailer in the past year...
It's like Y2k redux! I've
It's like Y2k redux! I've noticed the spreading out of food amongst the shelves at Smith's and macey's...so as to not look so bare.
I was wondering what was
I was wondering what was going on at the super Walmart...
Conspiracy theory? Did
Conspiracy theory? Did somebody say conspiracy theory? I'm in! I bet the gas companies are behind it.
maybe people are just buying
maybe people are just buying less crap. or maybe they're eating so much of it the stores can't order it fast enough! oh snap! are people getting wise to eating mostly produce, or is their obesity just getting WORSE? dun dun dun...
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