If you don't know, grouphug is a site where people can post anonymous confessions (I've mentioned before). Some are sad, shocking, disturbing, plain wrong, and downright dreadful. Others are funny, entertaining, and witty. Most of all, reading grouphug makes you glad that you're not any of these people. You learn quickly that people are very sad.

Anyway, I read this confession on there earlier:

i hate the fact my girlfriend beats me in every single area of my life
[sic]

I have to say, that is one lucky dude. The only thing I want in life right now is to date up. This guy somehow lucked out and found a girl who was way better than him and still puts up with him enough to date his sorry butt. Sign me up.