Here's how to make a lot of money really fast.

1. Get elected to congress.

2. Wait for the market to fail.

3. "Reject" the plan to bail out the market.

4. As consumer confidence hits an all time low and stocks begin to come crashing down, invest everything you have.

5. Wait a day or two and then "reconsider" that whole bail out thing.

6. Profit as confidence returns. Yes sir, a piece of that $700 billion can be yours!