Jon Stewart is Lazy
For anyone who watches The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, you'll notice that it is once again off the air all week. It seems like the writer's strike has given Jon a taste for doing nothing and ever since he's practically taken every other week off. He must really hate his job.
When the show is on the air, they never even have a Friday episode. How can they call it the daily show if it is only on just over half of the days in a week? It should be called "The Four Days Every Other Week Show with Jon Stewart."
Of course, if Jon's not working then Colbert won't work either and the Colbert Report goes off the air. What am I supposed to do all week? Where am I supposed to get my news?
I went over to The Daily Show's official website to see if there was a way to contact the show, to let them know about my name change idea. Although there was no immediately apparent way to contact them, there was an option to "sign in" or "join the community." I thought "well if I can't contact the show, at least I can drum up support for my idea in the community," so I signed up.
Once you've joined the community, you will find yourself logged in with absolutely nothing new that you can do. No forum, no chat room, no comments form, no way to interact with any kind of "community." You're just logged in with no benefit.
So it's on to "Plan B." I'm going to write a book about something political, get invited on the show, and then tell Jon Stewart directly that he is lazy and needs to rename his show.



Or even better... Write
Or even better... Write something political and get invited onto the Colbert Report and tell America that John Stewart has turned into a Lazy-A and that he should rename his show... That way all the late night talk show hosts will pick up on it and make fun of John Stewart for no longer being cool.
That is lame, I need my John
That is lame, I need my John Stewart every night!
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