Dean and I went to a new-ish Indian food restaurant last night to try it out. For anyone in Utah, it's on Freedom Blvd. in Provo next to Honk's. The verdict in a moment, first I want to tell you about stupid provo kid who was there.

Stupid Provo kid was there with nine of his friends. Listening to them for any amount of time would reveal many gems of stupidity, but my favorite came when it was time for them to order.

Stupid Provo kid didn't seem to really know what he wanted, but just asked that the waiter bring enough food to feed them all. He added "and we don't want to pay $50 for it!" Saying it in such a way as to imply that the concept of paying $50 for ten people was completely unrealistic.

He might have been able to stay well under $50 with the Wendy's dollar menu, but a quick glance at the menu (which is a huge sign up on the wall) revealed that the average cost of a meal was $7. I'm not sure what kind of gorilla math this kid was using, but unless many in his party are going to go hungry, his total was obviously going to be well over $50.

At the end of the evening his bill came to $82. He seemed a big flabbergasted and asked that the check be split up, even though they had not split the food in any discernible way. The waiter was obviously annoyed, but obliged.

Dear Stupid Provo Kid: You can't feed 10 people indian food for well under $50. You're stupid.