"Thank you for calling AT&T, your expected wait time is 32 eons."

"Thank you for calling Apple, your expected wait time is sometime after the earth spins down and is swallowed up by the sun. If you'd like to schedule a callback to your distant evolutionarily advanced superhuman future posterity, please press 1."

I went to Lake Tahoe this last weekend. I couldn't help but notice that the incredible natural beauty of the place was ruined by the droves upon droves of annoying mouth-breathing tourists - of which I was trying to act like I was not a part. I feel the same way about Apple.